"Naming stars since 1979, [the International Star Registry's] list of satisfied customers include celebrities, dignitaries, and individuals worldwide [sic]. We have named hundreds of thousands of stars for people from all walks of life. So, whether it be for your sweetheart or your top sales agent, a star name makes a unique and welcome gift."
I bet every single person who has either given or received a star has thought about the chances that their star will somehow become important. Like all of a sudden, a star is hurtling at the Earth, threatening the demise of the human race! Or our planet will become uninhabitable and there is only one star, in the entire records room of the International Star Registry, that can save us! And that star is named...'September Top Salesman Jason Blumenthal'!
What if they sell a star twice? Would anyone know? I'd like to think I would, but honestly I can't be sure.
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